U want a fucking fight bitch, when we call a crusade one day I WILL FLAY YOU AND PUT YOU UP IN THE CITY AS A SOUL REMINDER WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT CHRISTIANITY
@CyroLion • Well, there's a fucking reason I say this......... I had a Muslim friend. And I'm Christian, he was a good friendly guy, always played with me, we both were best friends One day he asked me... Which religion do u like... I was like ... I like every religion he asked me "do you like Islam?". I was like " ya ya"..... And his expression changed all from friendly to a hostile face..... And he asked me loudly " then why the fuck can't you convert to Islam??". I was like... Taken. Aback. My best friend telling me such things and that too very unexpected from such a person.
@@vitoscalita lot of cuntry surrender more than france( austria empire, prussia, spain, netherland) France in 1500 years of history surrender 2 time and won the most batle in human history. Stop bashing france litle💩
NASAfan23 dl Nobody: British Soldiers: shoot of fear because they get Thrown at with big stones from a Bigger Group of people in a Colony Where almost everyone Hates them, thousands of Kilometers from Home and Get Exampled as the Bad guys
Maybe I got some things confused, but didn't they shoot after their commanding officer told them to, while falling to the ground only half-concious after being hit in the head by a thrown stone, and didn't he end up before a tribunal for it?
@@zangantar3902 You just have to get a USB flash drive from an external source and insert it into the printer's USB port. Wait around 9 months, and the baby will be ready.
5:59 As if that was special. Charlemagne had so many kids, every third German or French is probably a descendent of him or his close relatives (just an educated guess). I know I am, and I'm not exactly high royalty.
America: laughs at france for surrendering in ww2 France: laughs at America for failing to invade Vietnam America: no, this is now how your ment to play the game
@@filetsteak5677 someone who's an intellectual would say Austria started both WW1 and WW2. You've got to understand memes and also technically the allies declared war.
My history teacher: (telling us a land invasion on japan would have been more gruesome then nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki) Me: (talking about the only battle fought on American soil and it was friendly fire battle)
Time traveler 1: We time traveled! Time traveler 2: Yeah but at what time? Time traveler 1: Let’s ask that guy. Hey! What is going on? Citizen: People are throwing our tea into the ocean! Time traveler: So we’re in the lead up to the American Revolution. Citizen: The. WHAT?!
France: *helps America to become independent and sends them the statue of liberty as a gift* America: *mocks France for surrendering once in an otherwise almost flawless military history* France: excusez moi, c'est quoi cette merde ?
@@Admiral45-10 quite ironically, the reason for the quick defeat is simply that our generals were dumb as fuck. For instance, the Germans managed to take the Maginot line so quickly because those dipshits didn't think about a tiny detail while making the cannons: making them able to rotate. The cannons could be moved up or down but not from side to side. And since all of them where directed outwards and the Germans went around the line... You can guess how that went XD
Evo Morales: **Makes an democratic election to chose between** 1) He stay 2) He doesn't stay The people choose the number 2 because everyone doesnt want Evo Morales to be president. Evo Morales: No I dont think I will
0:12. Martin Luther's 95 theses. Martin Luther is a German priest who wants to improve the Catholic Church against corruption. Church officials (including the Pope) encouraged the Sale Of Indulgence in which people can buy their "reduced penalties," or a shortened time in purgatory, through money. However, Luther believed that indulgence could not be bought as real forgiveness requires sincere repentance. He nailed a list on the church door for everybody to see. The list included 95 bullet points, and it's comprised of complaints against the Sale Of Indulgence as well as many of Luther's beliefs and ideas. This list is known to the world as the "95 Theses."
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History in books: Boring
History in Memes:
Where's the punchline
@@areaxisthegurkha You.
@@Bacony_Cakes Got 'em
@@GludiusMaximus oof
@@areaxisthegurkha r/wooooooosh
Boat Tragedies:
Girls: Titanic
Boys: Bismarck
Love Story Tragedies:
Girls: (insert some womans movie i aint watched)
Boys: Molotov-Ribbentrop
Good boi
Men: *Wilhelm Gustloff*
Pearl harbor
Blücher
Mexico: *Gets Invaded by the USA*
That 6 kids in Chapultepec Castle:
Peace was never an option
Hahahhaha
Someone: Theres no more Mandalorian memes to be found.
Me: Thats the understatement of the millennium.
How dare you still alive for hot belgian waffles
This party never stops.Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all to Weirdmaggedon
Omg lol
Random person: *makes a bill cipher account*
Everyone: wEiRdMaGgEden
Hold my beskar
Other religions: *exist*
Roman Catholic Church: "If god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
love that tf2 reference
What about Islam. Say about that fucking terrorist religion you atheist or Saracen dog
U want a fucking fight bitch, when we call a crusade one day I WILL FLAY YOU AND PUT YOU UP IN THE CITY AS A SOUL REMINDER WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT CHRISTIANITY
@@rajulaser4807 pffffff brainwashed by media
@CyroLion • Well, there's a fucking reason I say this......... I had a Muslim friend. And I'm Christian, he was a good friendly guy, always played with me, we both were best friends
One day he asked me... Which religion do u like... I was like ... I like every religion he asked me "do you like Islam?". I was like " ya ya"..... And his expression changed all from friendly to a hostile face..... And he asked me loudly " then why the fuck can't you convert to Islam??". I was like... Taken. Aback. My best friend telling me such things and that too very unexpected from such a person.
People: whoa! Ussr get to Berlin and defeated Nazis
Stalin: tsar Alexander made the way to the Paris
that's from OverSimplified
Oversimplified!!!
r/what
r/icantenglish
Oversimplified
Memenade: posting at 4pm gmt
Me: impossible
This doesn't have more likes because people don't know what gmt means
@@ana-mariachendea7495 I do too *darn*
Everyone: France sucks
me : *Angry baguette noises*
@@theskibidi7485 vive la france
@Inutile Productions france> world
france best food
U know France surendred so any times even before ww2
@@vitoscalita lot of cuntry surrender more than france( austria empire, prussia, spain, netherland)
France in 1500 years of history surrender 2 time and won the most batle in human history.
Stop bashing france litle💩
Nobody:
Seven British soldiers after they got hit with some snowballs: sO aNyWay We sTArteD BlAsTinG
NASAfan23 dl
Nobody:
British Soldiers: shoot of fear because they get Thrown at with big stones from a Bigger Group of people in a Colony Where almost everyone Hates them, thousands of Kilometers from Home and Get Exampled as the Bad guys
My mom in december: brrr its cold
Me and my siblings: *wearing shorts and no jacket or hat
Maybe I got some things confused, but didn't they shoot after their commanding officer told them to, while falling to the ground only half-concious after being hit in the head by a thrown stone, and didn't he end up before a tribunal for it?
Lol that’s a lie, they were throwing rocks
Oh yes! The BIG MASSACRE which killed only five civilians
General Dyer: Am i a joke to you?
Ukraine: *Breaths*
USSR: Hippity Hoppity Ukraine is now *OUR* property
History memes: *exist*
Cool history teacher: it’s free real estate
Edit : omg I didn’t expect this much likes thank you so much
Qué
@@buttersfan0__ hola owo (I only know hola and qué)
Hola!
@@berrychii7138 hola
Actually Estate means house
Reminder that France didnt surrender all the time and the Allies also used tear gas, mustard gas and chlorine gas.
The middle east: _organizes itself together to attack Israel_
Israel: *_needs more dakka_*
There is never enough Dakka.
What is dakka?
@@falcongamer58 firepower
@@gameoflife9576 Hmm. Offended me, the minority has, acquire a higher sum of dakka, I must.
@@phantomaviator1318 ok
Me in front of my crush out loud: Oh, hi..
Me in front of my crush in my head: *WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND PRINT 1,347 BABIES.*
Thats just as many as tiger 1s produced in ww2
How do you PRINT babies!? 😂
@@zangantar3902 like money in 1920s Germany.
@@zangantar3902 You just have to get a USB flash drive from an external source and insert it into the printer's USB port. Wait around 9 months, and the baby will be ready.
Wow, printing technology has advanced much.
Caesar: * Goes into a room *
Brutus and Senators: *You've picked the wrong house fool*
Me: *Laughs too hard for 2 minutes*
Me 2 minutes later: Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed
The "Carving up Turkey" hits too close to home
The first one is so true. I hate how France is remembered for a surrender even if they were incredibly powerful.
SAME
#FranceLivesMatter
@@obihugzenobi communist detected
0:48 LOL after seeing 1 billion girls: (text)/boys: (picture) memes, finally it's reversed
Texans going on a trip to the Alamo
"After all these years,I would return to to scene of my greatest military defeat as a TOURIST"
Everyone when WW1 is over:”YAY The war is over”
Germany:”peace was never a option”
😆😆😆
Ww1 didn’t ended it was just a 21 years cease-fire
Mom: why didnt you do the dishes
My brain: act dumb
Me: who are you
Mom: joe mama
Me and my brain: *confused screaming*
Hell Fire this comment confused me so much. Take my like
Can we just talk about how weird Benjamin Franklin was-
@Yeet two words. _Air bath_
Me: Brags about my killstreak.
Everyone else at the Neremburg Trials:
Europe: You're a wizard, Japan.
China: *YOU'RE A WEIRDO, JAPAN.*
Hamilton is the greatest play ever written
Any Shakespeare play: visible frustration
Philippines after Independence on Spain: Yes! We are now an independent country!
USA:
*_I'm gonna stop you right there_*
The UK and the Axis in WW2 : "French soldiers are ferocious"
The world today about France in WW2 : "French are coward"
France : visible confusion.
Haha, that's what constructing opinions does to history x)
Me: watches tiktok RUclips and Netflix at the same time
My parents: impossible
5:59
As if that was special. Charlemagne had so many kids, every third German or French is probably a descendent of him or his close relatives (just an educated guess). I know I am, and I'm not exactly high royalty.
Sabaton Memes Video
**No One Made It Yet**
Memenade: It's free real state,
But No I don't think I will.
me: helps my friend with his homework
Also me: im about to start this mans whole career
Walter Cruz ??
Me : Thinking how the spoon doesn't splash water on me
Telepathic people : Impossible
America: laughs at france for surrendering in ww2
France: laughs at America for failing to invade Vietnam
America: no, this is now how your ment to play the game
Roses are red
My rent is due
I got a like
Oh wait it is blue
Germany after WW1: We were bad, but now we are worse
They only started one ww
@@no-gracias9863 they didn't start any
@@nutellamonsta5602 they started one
@@filetsteak5677 someone who's an intellectual would say Austria started both WW1 and WW2. You've got to understand memes and also technically the allies declared war.
@@nutellamonsta5602 the second world war was started by Hitler in Germany
Stature of Liberty then:
Upgrade:
Stature of liberty now
Memenade: *pulls out a Jeanne d'Arc meme*
Me: a surprise to be sure, but a welcome want
Aye lad
Britain, France, Soviet Union, USA: we have you four to one
Nazi Germany: I like those odds
DeFAULT Designs nazi germany: its all coming together...
France surrender once
Charle De Gaulle : *No*
Literally every Polish neighbor in 1918: *we have you 4 to 1*
II Polish Commonwelth: *I like those odds*
I going to think about telling random kids that this was santa. The picture:Adolf Hitler
When 1/3 of Europe gets killed by rats
*happy rat noises*
Greece: Destroys Italy in WWII
Germany: There is another one
Julius Caeser: *Exsisting*
Brutus: *Teleports behind him* Nothing personal kid
3:11 hey Santa can we have presen---
Santa: **Coal for all!!!**
0:46 that's a twist
Chinese Emperor : dies
Warlords and Princes : It's showtime
My history teacher: (telling us a land invasion on japan would have been more gruesome then nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki)
Me: (talking about the only battle fought on American soil and it was friendly fire battle)
The British burnt down the White House in the 1800s I consider that a battle with 2 sides.
0:46 FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY
I’m a girl and I love that they finally made a meme where girls are the cool ones
Nobody:
Ancient Greece: I love democracy
0:05 Canada hasn't lost a single battle
3 battles ?
@@abcdefghij6427 What do you mean?
did you know in 1814 a whole french city surrendered to one hussar
NO NUT NOVEMBER IS GONE
5:34 I a female did NOT cry in Titanic
I only cried in Titanic bc Jack could have lived,THERE WAS ROOM FOR 2 ON THE DOOR THING SHE WAS ON
My fighting my little brother :'punch punch'
Me:'super mode activated press xxx on the control to do a combo'
Me : *don't know much about history*
Me : *chuckle* Im in danger
Good job men we have survived NNN see you next year soldier
Time traveler 1: We time traveled!
Time traveler 2: Yeah but at what time?
Time traveler 1: Let’s ask that guy. Hey! What is going on?
Citizen: People are throwing our tea into the ocean!
Time traveler: So we’re in the lead up to the American Revolution.
Citizen: The. WHAT?!
France: *helps America to become independent and sends them the statue of liberty as a gift*
America: *mocks France for surrendering once in an otherwise almost flawless military history*
France: excusez moi, c'est quoi cette merde ?
France in 1940: ,,Although we've been defeated, we did the most to protect ourselves"
Poland: *Przepraszam, co k----a?*
@@Admiral45-10 quite ironically, the reason for the quick defeat is simply that our generals were dumb as fuck.
For instance, the Germans managed to take the Maginot line so quickly because those dipshits didn't think about a tiny detail while making the cannons: making them able to rotate. The cannons could be moved up or down but not from side to side. And since all of them where directed outwards and the Germans went around the line... You can guess how that went XD
1:40
Atatürk: ı dont think so
Efe Kaplan Kurds: *Angry mountain noises*
Me: points at England
My little sister: is that London?
Points on Russia
Sister: is that America?
History memes are great.
The France meme teaches a brutal lesson: You are never any better than how you've performed lately.
Meanwhile the US has been losing nearly every single war they began since half a century
I’m gonna tell my kids this guy invented Lincoln logs
(Shows a penny)
This video be teaching me more than my history class
When at 11:44 the video was posted 44 mins ago but at 11:48 it was posted 45 mins ago:
*the time traveler*
Nobody:
Any meme on this video:
Caesar meme: prepare for trouble and make it DOUBLE
I like how shrek is always in these videos
When you are catching Pokemon in Pokemon Lets Go and your brother plays multiplayer to help you: Apes together strong
Are we gonna ignore that memenade used memes twice?
One of the best History memes
I'm conflicted between laughing at memes and sighing because of all the historical inaccuracies.
5:16 Robospierre :D
(involuntary pun with "Robespierre" name, that gives something like "JF-Mecha" instead of "JFK")
1:48 When Memenade uses Shrek in a History meme
*Everyone Liked That*
We have school tomorrow...
Incorrect RUclipsTutorials i dont get fucked
Incorrect RUclipsTutorials ikr i hate that feeling
Rethink that it sucks
Eating before D-Day: *barfing and unstable moral noises*
*Sees first meme*
Al Murray: allow me to introduce myself
Evo Morales: **Makes an democratic election to chose between**
1) He stay
2) He doesn't stay
The people choose the number 2 because everyone doesnt want Evo Morales to be president.
Evo Morales: No I dont think I will
Memenade: says that Galileo made heliocetric theory.
Copernicus: *sad Turun noices*
Benito Mussolini:*see's a very underdeveloped country*
Benito Mussolini:peace was never a option
2:45 Australians in Republic of Turkey (post-WW1)
6:04 LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im sitting listening to this while fixing my bike
Would Australians think that were upside down?
I heard there was going to be some Hazbin Hotel in this episode, so I came running.
The first one about France is so true, people reacting like this are sooo annoying omg
Exactly
lol
0:48 ????????
Hold up
Oh 1:18 baby making this white death Loadout in BFV
4:00
Me who tried to explain my father the same thing months ago: *they called me a mad man*
When you realize Austria started both world wars and Germany got screwed
wait WUT ?
@@mightysword6884 Hitler was Austrian
So glad that Team Fortress 2 memes are still alive. Happy to see that as I am a tf2 player myself.
0:12. Martin Luther's 95 theses. Martin Luther is a German priest who wants to improve the Catholic Church against corruption. Church officials (including the Pope) encouraged the Sale Of Indulgence in which people can buy their "reduced penalties," or a shortened time in purgatory, through money. However, Luther believed that indulgence could not be bought as real forgiveness requires sincere repentance. He nailed a list on the church door for everybody to see. The list included 95 bullet points, and it's comprised of complaints against the Sale Of Indulgence as well as many of Luther's beliefs and ideas. This list is known to the world as the "95 Theses."
3:50 Yeltsin: *'Well Yes, But Actually NO.'*
5:59 I know parts of my family back to 4,000 bc
I’m not in anyway an aristocrat either
Persians: We outnumber you 900 to 1
Spartans: I like those odds
Spain in English history books:nice
Spain in Puerto Rican history books:
*u n n i c e*
Yeltsin: *dissolves the soviet union
Gorbachev: *unfortunately for you history will not see it that way*
Israel in Arabian history books:
Israel in real life: stronger than ever
7:07 Egypt dug out the Suez canal in 1867 by a FRENCH engineer ,and the United Kingdom of Great Britain didn't colonize Egypt until it was 1887.